squiggart:

MY ANACONDA DON’T

squiggart:

MY ANACONDA DON’T

dicklover3001:

dicklover3000:

i am the biggest dick lover of them all

not so fast

mexicofifa:

It’s so infuriating how Michael Brown, a seventeen year old boy who was brutally murdered, gets “he was no angel” in his fucking obituary but joan rivers who literally wished an entire group of people death gets a week of mourning and footage of her working at soup kitchens a billion years ago

dontbeitchyman:

fear this man

0utragious:

therealhamster:

no really i need to know

I am so done

0utragious:

therealhamster:

no really i need to know

I am so done

waytoostrongforwaytoolong:

deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

lazlo15:

10knotes:

omfg that is just too adorable

i can show you the world

vocaroo420:

theabbatar:

get the fuck up u drama queen ur fine

I thought that guys name was Asian

vocaroo420:

theabbatar:

get the fuck up u drama queen ur fine

I thought that guys name was Asian

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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legendarystar-lord:

Meanwhile, David Tennant:

notprocrastinating:

vincent van gogh: pls buy my paintings

person: lol no thanks

vincent van gogh: 

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xenitaph:

They will never find the bodies here.

xenitaph:

They will never find the bodies here.